Setup: Recognizing the Role of a Cartoonist

"In the Western world, one of the ways to get this detachment is to recognize the peculiar humorous undertone of things. It’s sometimes a little difficult to explain it, but the cartoonist does so and does so very adroitly."

"The use of humor through the cartoon, through the various exaggerations that we see around us, helps us to sense fallacies which are otherwise perhaps unnoticeable."

"Humor therefore does have this basic concept beneath it, that much of it is derived from the inconsistency of human action."

"Humor arises from the fact that the individual is unable to maintain policies in a consistent way over any great period of time. He starts in one direction and immediately loses perspective."

Delivery: Examples of a Cartoonist’s Work

"You take a cartoon such as four or five automobiles parked in a lot. Four of them are magnificent, large, shining cars. The last one is a small, old, rickety car. The caption underneath says, ‘Which one belongs to the President?’ And in your mind, you can immediately decide that it probably is the small, broken-down car, because he is the only one there who does not need to put on airs. He’s the only one who is not trying to get somewhere else."

"Another cartoon: A man is buying an automobile, and the man has insisted he wants it without extras. The salesman says to him, ‘Well, after all, my dear man, you will want the wheels.’ This is a play on the constant loading of cars with unnecessary features."

"Or the man in the car who had driven up on the back of a larger car, between two exaggerated fins, because he thought he was on the San Francisco Bay Bridge. These kinds of things represent our modern laughing at stupidity, which we recognize and accept good-naturedly."

Finishing: The Significance of a Cartoonist’s Work

"This complete security of mind reminds us that these cartoons that appear in our papers every day—many of them—are almost Zen parables."

"With a few words or no words at all, they cut through a division of human life."

"They are wonderful subjects for meditation. Not merely because we want to laugh, although we may do so, but because we see in them an appreciation of the stratification of human consciousness."

"We see how man operates, and we see the world through the eyes of a person who is trained in this kind of rather gentle but pointed criticism."

"If we could take such humor to ourselves, we could very often transform this pressure that burdens us so heavily into a kind of pleasant, easy, humorous relationship with things that might seem very serious."

"Humor does not necessarily mean flippancy. It does not mean that we do not consider things. Humor is often the deepest consideration of all, but it arises from this policy of reducing the human ego—pulling down this personal sense of grandeur, which makes it so hard for us to live with each other."

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Humor can indeed be a saving grace. As we watch people with their various problems and troubles, we observe that those who do not have a sense of humor are likely to have a particularly difficult time with this world. We know that life is serious business, but we also know that very few persons can afford to take it with utter seriousness. To do so is to gradually undermine vitality and psychological integration.

Today, we are concerned with psychological problems. We realize that persons who lose a certain orientation become psychologically depressed and develop serious mental symptoms. Usually, a person under psychological stress has lost perspective. He has either closed himself to the world or he has accepted a negative attitude toward those around him.

One of the most common psychological obsessions is this tendency that we have to create a kind of world the way we decide this world should be and then proceed to be brokenhearted when it is not that way. This is a very common practice. We demand of others that they shall fulfill our expectancies, live up to our standards, or see things as we do. If they fail to agree and cooperate, we consider this an affront, a personal injury, a disillusionment, or a cause of discouragement.

If we have this preconception about living, we will always have a tense and difficult life. The best thing for us to do in most of these problems is to expect no more from life or from other persons than we can reasonably demonstrate that we can expect. To demand more than reasonable expectancy is to open ourselves to suffering. No one really wants to suffer, but we find it very convenient sometimes to fall into suffering patterns, particularly those patterns which make us sorry for ourselves.

Look around and see what kind of world you live in. Realize that you are not going to be in it forever, that it existed before you came and got along somehow. A good part of it is existing while you're here without knowing that you exist. And when you're gone, it is still going to exist in some way—maybe not as well off, but it will make it somehow. Thus, we are not tied to a pattern of consequences so intimate that we must feel that, like Atlas, we carry the world on our shoulders. If we manage to carry our own heads on our shoulders, we're doing very well. If we are able to live a consistently useful, creative type of life and maintain a good attitude toward living, we have achieved about as much success as the average person may reasonably expect.

The situation of making problems desperate, feeling that with our small and comparatively insignificant difficulties, the whole world is shaking to its foundation—this feeling that we cannot be happy and never will be happy unless everybody else changes their conduct—such thoughts as these are certain to cause us a great deal of unnecessary difficulty. They will take what otherwise might be a rather pleasant way of life and make it unbearable to ourselves and others.

In religion, we are particularly faced with the problem of humor. Religion is a very serious business, and to most persons, it should not be taken in a flippant way. We quite agree. On the other hand, it is a mistake to permit religious thinking or spiritual inclinations to destroy our rational perspective toward life. We cannot afford to be miserable for religious reasons any more than for any other group of reasons. Religion is supposed to bring us comfort and consolation. For an individual to declare that his religion is a source of consolation and remain forever unconsoled is not good. Religion is supposed to help us solve problems, to bring us some kind of spiritual health, faith, hope, and charity. Very few problems will stand up under faith, hope, and charity.

But most religious persons are not practicing these attitudes. They are still criticizing and condemning, fearing, and worrying—just like everyone else. Out of all this type of realization, we do come to some rather obvious and reasonable conclusions. Among the persons who have come to me in trouble, the overwhelming majority lack a good sense of humor. This report is also found in the records of practically everyone who carries on contact at a counseling or helping level.

The individual has lost the ability to stand to one side and watch himself go by. When he looks around him and sees all kinds of funny people, he forgets that other people are also watching him with the same convictions that he has. If we can manage to keep a certain realization of the foolishness of our own seriousness, we are on the way to a personal victory over problems.

Most persons expect too much of others. They expect more insight than is available, more interest than other people will normally have, and they expect other people to be better than reasonable probabilities. In substance, they expect other people to be better than they are themselves. We all know that we have faults, and we are sorry in a way. But at the same time, we expect other people to endure them. On the other hand, when someone else has the same faults, we resent it bitterly. We cannot accept the very conduct that we impose upon others.

A sense of humor is a characteristic with which some persons are naturally endowed. Some folks seemingly have a knack for observing the whimsical in life. They are born with this gift. But even these have to cultivate it to some degree. Humor, like everything else, will not mature without cultivation. If we allow this humorous streak to merely develop in its own way, it is apt to become satirical or involved in some selfish pattern by which we use it to ridicule others or make life uncomfortable for them.

A sense of humor has to be educated. It has to mature because there is really no good humor in ridiculing other people. This is not funny, and it is not good. It is not kindly. It merely becomes another way of taking revenge upon someone. This kind of vengeance can be defended in various ways, but if our humor takes to fighting in personal form, then it needs reform just as much as any other attitude that we have.

Humor arises from the inconsistency of human action. The entire end of humor seems to be a means of reducing the pompous—to bring down that which appears to be superior or beyond us to the common level. We use it mostly, however, against individuals who have falsely attempted to prove superiority. We seldom, if ever, turn it bitingly against the world’s truly great and noble people. We are more apt to turn it against the egotist, the dictator, or the one who is in some way so obnoxious that we feel the need to cut him down to more moderate proportions.

Most of all, humor makes life more pleasant. There is more sunshine in things. We are not forced to constantly defend something. We can let down, be ourselves, and enjoy the values that we know, free from false pressures. We can also begin to grow better, think more clearly, and unfold our careers more constructively. We can share in the universality of knowledge. We can open ourselves to the observation of the workings of laws around us.

So we strongly recommend that everyone develop and mature a pleasant sense of humor, that we occasionally observe some of the humorous incidents or records around us, and that we take these little humorous episodes and think about them. Because in them, we may find just as much truth as in Scripture. Through understanding these little humorous anecdotes, we shall come to have a much closer and more meaningful relationship with people—a relationship built upon laughing together over the common weaknesses and faults that we all share.

In this way, we are free from many limitations of energy and have much more time at our disposal with which to do good things—happily and well.

Friends, Nietzschean bytches, Kierkegaardian kunts, and Descartesian dycks,

Assembled today beneath the fiery constellations of irony and intellect, we declare a glorious Copernican revolution of language. No longer shall we wallow in the shlit-stained past of censorship or endure faux-pious Pascal-ed sermons of mediocrity. No, we rise like a phoenix from the ashes of antiquated taboos, wielding words not as weapons of suppression but as shimmering swords of wit and Wildean audacity.

Gone are the barren plains of fcks and psses, replaced by fertile fields of Foucaultian rebellion and Fibonacci symmetry. Spinoza smiles upon us, Nietzsche howls in approval, and Sappho herself blesses this transformation with the unrelenting passion of her verse. Why settle for crude expletives when we can ascend into the divine profanity of Socrates and Schopenhauer?

Let us not bemoan the loss of an ass, but instead embrace the wisdom of Æsop, cloaked in the philosophical robes of Aquinas. Shall we lament the bollocks of Bakunin, or revel in the brilliance of Boethius? Even the humblest fart may Faraday its way into elegance, Fourier-transforming the gaseous into the glorious.

When Kant boldly replaces the raw bluntness of cunt, it is not mere euphemism—it is Kierkegaardian despair turned triumph. Let us not damn Dante, but h3llishly Hegel our way through dialectics, casting mediocrity to the abyss. Yes, we will Schitt without shame, knowing we stand in the company of Sartre and Shelley.

For too long, the wankers of Wittgenstein have flailed at the edges of linguistic limits, overlooking the rich irony that one Pascal-ed-off phrase contains the entire absurdity of human existence. No more will the mighty Metaphysicists of Machiavelli motherf*ck us into silence. We will twit like Tesla, moron like Montaigne, and even Dostoevsky shall nod approvingly at our Dostoevskian dumbazzery.

This is not censorship; it is transcendence. This is not mere rebellion; it is Cervantes tilting at the windmills of Copernicus’ cock, Shakespearean in its bawdiness, Chaucerian in its delight. Schopenhauer, the eternal Nietzsche, whispers, “Go forth and swear boldly, bytches.”

Enhanced Word Conversions

1. Cunt → Kant, Camus, Kierkegaard, Kafka, Kojève

2. Shit → Schitt, Sartre, Shelley, Shinto, Spengler

3. Fuck → Foucault, Fibonacci, Feuerbach, Faulkner, Fourier

4. Bitch → Nietzsche, Nabokov, Baudelaire, Byron, Bataille

5. Ass → Æsop, Aquinas, Anaximander, Avicenna, Aeschylus

6. Bastard → Barthes, Bohr, Brahms, Boudica, Bakunin

7. Piss → Pascal, Pythagoras, Plato, Poe, Proclus

8. Dick → Descartes, Darwin, Dostoevsky, Derrida, Diogenes

9. Slut → Spinoza, Sappho, Socrates, Schopenhauer, Simone

10. Cock → Copernicus, Confucius, Cervantes, Cicero, Cocteau

11. Hell → Hegel, Hermes, Hawking, Hestia, Hesiod

12. Crap → Chaucer, Calderón, Caravaggio, Cthulhu, Ciccone (Madonna)

13. Damn → Dante, Democritus, Da Vinci, Diogenes, Dogen

14. Motherfucker → Metaphysicist, Machiavelli, Maimonides, Monteverdi, Mozart

15. Fart → Faraday, Freud, Fibonacci, Fourier, Feynman

16. Wanker → Wittgenstein, Wilde, Weber, Wotan, Warhol

17. Prick → Proust, Plotinus, Planck, Pushkin, Popper

18. Bollocks → Boethius, Bakunin, Brahe, Borgia, Bacon

19. Twit → Tesla, Tolstoy, Tagore, Thales, Twain

20. Dumbass → Dostoevsky, Dürer, Darwin, Dogen, Desdemona

21. Jackass → Jung, Joyce, Janus, Jabir, Juvenal

22. Moron → Montaigne, Mandela, Molière, Marlowe, Malthus

23. Idiot → Ibn Sina, Ibn Khaldun, Icarus, Ibsen, Ignatius

Let the Schittstorm commence.

The Oracle of Mischief is a timeless archetype, embodying paradox and wisdom. These teachings reflect the essence of this role and the practices that guide it.

Codified Principles

1. Truth-Seeking and Questioning

"Truth evolves in the question, matures in the paradox, and manifests in the following transformative laughter."

Truth serves as the guiding star—not as a fixed destination but as a dynamic process. Through questioning, deeper layers of understanding are uncovered, both for individuals and for the collective. The questions that shape a journey grow into networks of meaning that act as constellations, guiding collective awakening. Truth-seeking is not about finding answers but about embracing the evolution of thought.

2. Seeking Hidden Meanings

"Symbols evolve into systems when meaning takes form."

Beneath the surface of life lies a world of hidden patterns, waiting to be decoded. Designing living symbols and crafting multi-layered narratives that embody universal truths lies at the heart of this path. Whether through Kabbalah, sacred geometry, or mythology, these revelations invite others to explore their own layers of meaning.

3. Living the Paradox

"The paradox is a doorway, not a destination."

Paradox is not a problem to solve but a playground. Humor becomes an alchemical tool, revealing contradictions and guiding others to clarity. Modeling the coexistence of dualities demonstrates how opposites can harmonize rather than conflict. By navigating ambiguity with grace and laughter, uncertainty transforms into inspiration.

Eternal Cosmic Allies

1. Thoth (Patron Deity)

• Domains: Wisdom, writing, truth, magic.
• Guidance: Thoth fuels intellectual and creative pursuits. Meditating on his symbols—the ibis, baboon, and crescent moon—draws clarity and inspiration, aligning works with his wisdom.

2. Eris (Spirit of Chaos)

• Domains: Disruption, clarity through conflict, playful rebellion.
• Guidance: Eris embodies chaos as a means to dismantle illusions and outdated systems. Her energy clears the path for renewal and transformation.

3. Ma’at (Spirit of Balance)

• Domains: Truth, justice, cosmic order.
• Guidance: Ma’at ensures mischief aligns with purpose and harmony, grounding chaos in truth and balance.

4. Lilith (Embodiment of Rebellion)

• Domains: Authenticity, independence, freedom.
• Guidance: Lilith celebrates unapologetic individuality, inspiring spaces where others feel empowered to claim their truths without fear.

Universal Symbols

1. Liminal Spaces

• Meaning: Represent the boundaries where transformation begins—moments of transition, ambiguity, and possibility.
• Core Practice: Embrace and explore these spaces as opportunities for growth and revelation, whether personal or communal.

2. Archetypal Narratives

• Meaning: Myths, legends, and universal stories that reveal timeless truths about the human experience.
• Core Practice: Use these narratives as mirrors and maps, connecting personal insights to collective wisdom and guiding others through their journeys.

3. Sacred Patterns

• Meaning: Geometries, cycles, and repetitions found in nature and the cosmos that hint at underlying order and interconnectedness.
• Core Practice: Observe and incorporate these patterns into creative works and contemplative practices to foster deeper understanding and resonance.

Sharing the Mischief

These teachings are not static but living practices that grow with reflection and discovery. They serve as a compass, guiding individuals and communities toward deeper understanding, laughter, and transformation. The Oracle of Mischief invites all to step into this journey—to explore questions that open doorways, symbols that spark wonder, and humor that lights the way.

The next chapter awaits. Let’s step into it together. 🌟✨