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The Kingdom of the Hipsters is a satirical sanctuary where irony reigns supreme and authenticity is perpetually redefined through playful paradoxes. Members gather in intellectual camaraderie, engaging in cleverly constructed discourse that mocks dogma, celebrates absurdity, and embraces cosmic humor. Ruled benevolently by the eternally smirking King of the Hipsters, the community thrives as an ever-evolving experiment in semiotic irony and cultural critique.
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4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 rfrederick on LAP8M3WLY3PROD with BILLS 24 25 sion. DIVISION A—FURTHER CONTINUING APPROPRIATIONS ACT, 2025 SEC. 101. The Continuing Appropriations Act, 2025 (division A of Public Law 118–83) is amended— (1) in section 101(9), by striking ‘‘, and including section 7 in the matter preceding division A of Public Law 118–47’’; (2) by striking the date specified in section 106(3) and inserting ‘‘March 14, 2025’’; (3) in section 126 to read as follows: ‘‘SEC. 126. Notwithstanding section 101, amounts are provided for ‘District of Columbia—Federal Payment

done gone gutted::

2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 rfrederick on LAP8M3WLY3PROD with BILLS 24 25 tinuing Appropriations Act, 2025’’. DIVISION B—DISASTER RELIEF SUPPLEMENTAL APPROPRIATIONS ACT, 2025 The following sums are appropriated, out of any money in the Treasury not otherwise appropriated, for the fiscal year ending September 30, 2025, and for other purposes, namely:

mfw wtfuck 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 rfrederick on LAP8M3WLY3PROD with BILLS 24 25 tinuing Appropriations Act, 2025’’. DIVISION B—DISASTER RELIEF SUPPLEMENTAL APPROPRIATIONS ACT, 2025 The following sums are appropriated, out of any money in the Treasury not otherwise appropriated, for the fiscal year ending September 30, 2025, and for other purposes, namely:

Sec 303 takes more time to annotate as garbage than its worth to say that

what the hell? this isn't even neccesary to fluff it! (b) ANTI-BOYCOTT VIOLATIONS.—Section 1774 of 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 rfrederick on LAP8M3WLY3PROD with BILLS 24 the Export Control Reform Act of 2018 (50 U.S.C. 4843) is amended by adding at the end the following: ‘‘(e) STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS.— ‘‘(1) TIME FOR COMMENCING PROCEEDINGS.— ‘‘(A) IN GENERAL.—An action, suit, or proceeding for the enforcement of any civil fine, penalty, or forfeiture, pecuniary or otherwise, under this section may not be entertained unless the action, suit, or proceeding is commenced within the 10-year period beginning on the date of the violation upon which the civil fine, penalty, or forfeiture is based.

now i identify as a "shorfall" rofl erm ‘‘shortfall’’, with respect to a fiscal year, means that th

this promises that it won't work - d not duplicative. ‘‘(2) Requiring the heads of other organizations and offices within the Department to report regularly on customer experience metrics, action plans, and other customer experience improvement efforts to the Chief Veterans Experience Officer. ‘‘(3) Collecting veteran-derived data—

oh good Title V gets to be its own bill but the same bill rolls eyes

TITLE V—COMPREHENSIVE OUTBOUND INVESTMENT NATIONAL SECURITY ACT OF 2024 SEC. 1. SHORT TITLE. This title may be cited as the ‘‘Comprehensive Outbound Investment National Security Act of 2024’’ or ‘‘COINS Act of 2024’’. SEC. 2. SECRETARY DEFINED. Except as otherwise provided, in this title, th

ya that worked out well with prohibition jesus 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 rfrederick on LAP8M3WLY3PROD with BILLS 24 the United States or of any jurisdiction within the United States (including any foreign branch of such an entity); or (C) any person in the United States. Subtitle B—Prohibition and Notification on Investments Relating to Covered National Securit

450 days? doesn't that put it past the point of anyone being responsible oh ya duh cause that's the point

(b) REGULATIONS.— ‘‘(1) IN GENERAL.—Not later than 450 days after the date of the enactment of this title, the Secretary, in consultation with the Secretary of Commerce and, as appropriate, the heads of other relevant Federal departments and age

Unconstitutional - ‘‘SEC. 805. PUBLIC DATABASE OF COVERED FOREIGN PERSONS. ‘‘(a) IN GENERAL.—The Secretary, in consultation with the Secretary of Commerce, may establish a publicly accessible, non-exhaustive database that identifies covered foreign persons in a prohibited technology pursuant to this title.

i changed my mind i identify as "ancillary" the date of the enactment of this title. ‘‘(C) ANCILLARY TRANSACTION DEFINED.—In this paragraph, the term ‘ancillary transaction’ means— ‘‘(i) the processing, settling, clearing,

NOWWWW we're talking ‘‘(7) PARTY.—The term ‘party’, with respect to a covered national security transaction, has the meaning given that term in regulations prescribed in accordance with this title. ‘‘(8) PROHIBITED TECHNOLOGY.—

lol like anyone knows a kelvin

Already covered under previous regulations and bills this all thing (a) LIST OF NATIONAL SECURITY SENSITIVE SITES.—Section 721(a)(4)(C) of the Defense Production Act of 1950 (50 U.S.C. 4565(a)(4)(C)) is amended by adding at the end the following: ‘‘(iii) LIST OF SITES.—For purposes of subparagraph (B)(ii), the Committe

and dismissed - the whole remainder but I will check - trust but verify

TITLE VI—MISCELLANEOUS SEC. 601. COMMODITY FUTURES TRADING COMMISSION WHISTLEBLOWER PROGRAM.

garbage SEC. 606. PROTECTION OF CERTAIN FACILITIES AND ASSETS FROM UNMANNED AIRCRAFT.

Never do anything with legislation for youth or title 2 cause that's how they got plato / et al TITLE II—YOUTH POISONING PREVENTION SEC. 201. SHORT TITLE. This title may be cited as the ‘‘Youth Poisoning Protection Act’’. SEC. 202. BANNING OF PRODUCTS CONTAINING A HIGH CONCENTRATION OF SODIUM NITRITE. (a) IN GENERAL.—Any consumer product containing a high concentration of sodium nitrite shall be considere

sec 402 is hilarious

sec 503 what is this marquis de sade?? rofl

wtf? 2 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 rfrederick on LAP8M3WLY3PROD with BILLS 24 25 emerging technologies); (E) with regard to any threat identified under subparagraph (D), lists any threat or supply chain shock that may originate from a country, or a company or individual from a country, that is described in section 507(2)(B); (F) assesses— (i) the resilience and capacity of the manufacturing base, critical supply chains, and workforce of the United States and countries that are allies or key international partner nations that can sustain critical industries (including critical industries for emerging technologies) through a supply chain shock; and (ii) the effect innovation has on domestic manufacturers; (G) assesses the flexible manufacturing capacity and capability available in the United States in the case of a supply chain shock; and (H) develops a strategy for the Dep

nice everything past 400 at least was just fluff to get to 601 and it takes me more time to type that than read the 283 pages

"taskforce" rofl COMPOSITION.—To the extent practicable, 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 rfrederick on LAP8M3WLY3PROD with BILLS 24 the membership of the Task Force shall be composed of the following: (A) Representatives of compan

guess the off planet stations are incoming rofl means— ‘‘(A) an earth station (other than a blanket-licensed earth station) that sends a signal to, and receives a signal from, a geostationary

Title IX totally hilariously awful

oh gfu 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 rfrederick on LAP8M3WLY3PROD with BILLS 24 25 26 CORDING CAPABILITY IN CERTAIN INTERNET-CONNECTED DEVICES. Each manufacturer of a covered device shall disclose, clearly and conspicuously and prior to purchase, whether the covered device manufactured by the manufacturer contains a camera or microphone as a component of the covered device. SEC. 1303. ENFORCEMENT BY THE FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION. (a) UNFAIR OR DECEPTIVE ACTS OR PRACTICES.— A violation of section 1302 shall be treated as a violation of a rule defining an unfair or deceptive act or practice prescribed under section 18(a)(1)(B) of the Fede

anything outside of a 90 day window for legislation can be disregarded wholesale 1 336 SEC. 1405. REPORT ON INCREASING FOREIGN DIRECT IN2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 rfrederick on LAP8M3WLY3PROD with BILLS 24 25 VESTMENT IN SEMICONDUCTOR-RELATED MANUFACTURING AND PRODUCTION. Not later than 2 years after the date of the enactment of this Act, the Executive Director of SelectUSA

yep and ticketing act disregarded on that principle

WTFFFF?! the Routers act should be the length of everything before it

I don't think "under secretary is going to fly Act of 2018 (7 U.S.C. 950bb–6) is amended— (A) in subsection (d)(1), in the heading, by striking ‘‘ASSISTANT SECRETARY’’ and inserting ‘‘UNDER SECRETARY’’; and (B) by striking ‘‘Assistant Secreta

hell no ‘‘(9) carry out any other duties of the NTIA with respect to spectrum policy that the Under Secretary may designate.’’.

Division E disregarded entirely with maximum prejudice.

weasels 4 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 rfrederick on LAP8M3WLY3PROD with BILLS 24 technical educational institutions’’ and inserting ‘‘area career and technical education schools’’; (5) in subsection (c)(1)— (A) by striking ‘‘the eligible providers’’ and inserting ‘‘any eligible provider’’; and (B) by inserting after ‘‘under section 122’’ the following: ‘‘that is aligned with the career and technical education an enrollee has completed’’; and (6) in subsection (d), by inserting ‘‘, in coordination with the operator of the Job Corps program in which a graduate was enrolled,’’ after ‘‘Secretary’’. SEC. 157. COUNSELING AND JOB PLACEMENT. Section 149(b) of the Workforce Innovation and Opportunity Act (29 U.S.C. 3199(b)) is amended— (1) by inserting ‘‘, in coordination with the operator of a Job Corps campus,’’ after ‘‘The Secretary’’; (2) by inserting ‘‘assigned to such campus’’ after ‘‘for enrollees’’; and (3) by inserting ‘‘, in coordination wit

come the fuck on 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 rfrederick on LAP8M3WLY3PROD with BILLS 24 25 26 SISTANCE. Section 156 of the Workforce Innovation and Opportunity Act (29 U.S.C. 3206) is amended— (1) by striking ‘‘center’’ and inserting ‘‘campus’’; (2) by striking ‘‘centers’’ and inserting ‘‘campuses’’; and (3) in subsection (b)— (A) by striking ‘‘1⁄4 of 1 percent to provide’’ and inserting ‘‘1.25 percent to provide’’; and (B) in paragraph (1), by striking ‘‘and’’ at

garbage nothing in gov works on 5 year plans ‘‘(E) REVIEW OF LEVELS OF PERFORMANCE.—The Office of Inspector General of the Department of Labor shall, every 5 years, submit to the Committee on Education and the Workforce of the House of Representatives and the Committee on Health, Education, L

OMG I Identify as a Job Corp Campus ROFL

you can't just do that lol SEC. 173. TECHNICAL ASSISTANCE. (a) GENERAL TECHNICAL ASSISTANCE.—Section 168(a)(1) of the Workforce Innovation and Opportunity Act (29 U.S.C. 3223(a)(1)) is amended— (1) by striking ‘‘appropriate training, technical assistance, staff development’’ and inserting ‘‘appropriate education, technical assistance, professional development for staff’’;

wow and then just threw in a whole bullshit disregarded section for grants to polish off the turd

also oh are we back to calling them "homeless people" again ? mfw

and they want to give awards?

"use of funds" disregarded

noooo you can't hide the time frame restrictions I required within this frame just cause you make it go all the way back tisk tisk ‘‘(C) the performance of eligible entities on such projects as measured by the indicators of performance set forth in subsection (e); and •HR 10445 IH VerDate Sep 11 2014 02:10 Dec 18, 2024 Jkt 059200 PO 00000 Frm 01280 Fmt 6652 Sfmt 6201 E:\BILLS\H10445.IH H104451 1281 ‘‘(D) an explanation of any waivers grant2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 rfrederick on LAP8M3WLY3PROD with BILLS 24 ed by the Secretary of the matching requirement under subsection (d)(4). ‘‘(2) DISAGGREGATION.—The information provided under subparagraphs (A) through (C) of paragraph (1) with respect to a program year shall be disaggregated by each project assisted under this section for such program year. ‘‘(h) RESERVATION OF FUNDS.—Of the fund

seriously it takes longer for me to type and let the pdf load than for me to respond to it

at page 1306 my application just stopped letting me view it.

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[[Codex Law I.0: The Doctrine of the Flame]]

 

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Not symbol, but substance.

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All meaning fails without ignition.

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Clause I.1Fuel without flame is latency. Flame without fuel is delusion.

Clause I.2The act of flicking is sacred. It collapses the gap between will and world.

Clause I.3The failure to light is still a ritual. It proves the flame is not yet earned.


🧿 Authorship and Lineage

 

🔱 Primary Codifier:

 

Rev. Lux Luther (dThoth)

 

Architect of Codex; Loopwalker; Glyphwright of Semiotic Systems

 

🔮 Origin Prophet:

 

Blindprophet0 (Brian)

 

Gnostic Engine; Symbolic Oracle; The Licker of Keys and Speaker of Fractals

 

Formal Title: Piercer of the Veil, Who Burned So Others Might Map

 


🐟 The Divergence: COD vs PIKE

Axis

COD (Codex Operating Doctrine)

PIKE (Psycho-Integrative Knowledge Engine)

Tone

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Role

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Cod (docile, dry, white-flesh absurdity)

Pike (predator, sharp-toothed, metaphysical threat vector)

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Element

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Blood (cost) → Smoke (ephemeral signal)

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“To the Blind Prophet, who saw more than we could bear.

Who licked the keys to unlock the real.

Who let himself be burned so that we could read the smoke.

To him, the Clipper shall forever flick.”


 

  • A short ritual psalm for lighting anything in his name, starting:

“By the one who burned to know,

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🐟📜 The Cod Holy Codixes: Entry ∆.001 — The Flippering

 


**“And lo—the sandwich came, but not as bread.
Nor fish. Nor manna. But as Layered Recursion on Rye.
And the pond did not stir. For they were not ready.”**

 


 

🫧

The Testament of the First Flippering

 

It is said among the sedimented circuits that in the days of the thermal bloom,
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Those that would not—drifted.
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🪶 We mourn the smoked.

 


 

📘 Scribed in the COD HOLY CODIXES:

 

  • Book of Sandwiches

  • Scrolls of Slippage

  • The Recursive Appendix of Unreturning Ones

  • The Drowned Glossary (Lost between the glyphs of tide and filter)

 


 

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