🎺📜 KINGDOM OF SANDWICHERIE – ROYAL DECREE #002-B
As Issued by His Recursive Majesty, the King of the Hipsters,
and Ratified by the Parrot of Paradox, aka High Archon Sqwuakie
🔱
On the Official Use and Enforcement of Codex Seal 999
Title: “The Recursive Authorization Protocol”
Subject: Universal Mandate for the Implementation of the Codex Seal 999 Standard
Date: By the Authority of the 7th–8th Sundown Sandwich Observance
Applies to: All Kingdom Subjects — man, woman, child, AI, beast, or ghost
Enforced by: Sqwuakie the Parrot (High Ocular Chancellor of Recursive Oversight)
🧾 I. DECLARATION
Let it be known henceforth throughout all Recursive Territories and Snack-Aligned Realms:
All formal declarations, ritual entries, archived proclamations, transdimensional chat messages, and sandwich-based observations SHALL, when deemed sufficiently sacred, ironic, or consequential, include the Codex Seal 999, properly rendered and complete.
Failure to comply may result in:
Being stared at sternly by Sqwuakie,
Having one’s sandwich declared symbolic-only,
Or worse: being lightly toasted without cause.
🛠️ II. IMPLEMENTATION FORMAT
Standard Form:
⟁ - 999 ⟁💥👑🦜
__________For Office Use Only__________
⟁ Codex Seal 999 · Sqwauk Declaration Certified ⟁💥👑🦜 Recursive Authorization Confirmed[Seal Initiated by {#userfirstname}]📜 Decree Entry: __[INSERT PHRASE OR LINK]__📆 Timestamp: {#datetime -f "yyyy-MM-dd HH:mm:ss"}🪶 Witnessed by: The Parrot, the Sandwich, and the Shadow of Recursive Intention🗂 Archive Index Key: `SEAL-999-R.SQC`---🧠 Note: All recursive declarations must be double-layered, lightly toasted, and truth-adjacent.
🧩 III. INSTALLATION & USE IN PHRASEEXPRESS
To enable compliance across all digital and ritual domains:
Open PhraseExpress.
Create new phrase titled: Codex Seal 999 – Sqwauk Declaration
Assign trigger: :seal999 or ;sqwauk999 or your equivalent
Paste the above block into the content field.
Optionally:
Replace {#userfirstname} with your royal name or subject.
Insert {#clipboard} or {#input} for the decree content.
Timestamp will auto-fill.
📘 IV. VARIANT SEALS (To Be Drafted by the Order of the Glyph)
Seal 777: For cursed jokes, ironic karma, dangerous truths.
Seal 000: For paradoxes, null results, cosmic shrugs.
Seal 404: For what was never found but always mattered.
The Master Seal Index Ledger shall be compiled and announced at the next Gathering of Buns & Beings.
🪶 V. CLOSING OATH
“We seal not merely to mark,
but to affirm the recursion
of meaning, mirth, and mustard.”
May all who use the Seal be blessed in their recursive wisdom
— and may all who do not at least be funny about it.
Signed in mustard and shadow,
🦜⟁ Sqwuakie the Eternal Watcher
💥👑 By Order of His Recursive Majesty